Tuesday, January 29, 2013

The Grilling


 My last few days in Kescheid were actually quite fun.  Roy from Hong Kong arrived on Sunday evening, just in time to help me make a pizza dinner for the family.  He is traveling around Europe for three months, and so far, had been all around Germany, to Romania and to Turkey.  He is very energetic and small and wants to learn everything about everything.  So, he’s like the Asian version of my mom.  I actually learned quite a few interesting things from him, namely, that Hong Kong and China are basically like two different countries, even though Hong Kong is really a city in China.  Roy kept saying Hong Kong, Hong Kong, never mentioned China, so finally I asked why.  He never called himself Chinese or anything, as if he didn’t identify with the country at all.  He said they are completely separate from China--I never knew that! He told me that Hong Kong has better quality products than China, and that all of the Chinese people come to Hong Kong to shop, and then the Hong Kong people have nothing to buy…etc. It was interesting to hear him talk about it, and at times difficult to understand through the accent, although he spoke pretty good English. He also wrote a bit in traditional Chinese for Lisa and I, and I asked him how long his papers had to be in high school, since each Chinese character is a word, and he said they always wrote them in English! Strange guy, but he was interesting. The best ones are.

On Monday, Lisa, Roy, and I finished all of the work in only a few hours, so we took Leo for a walk out into the forest/meadow area.  It was kind of fun having Roy, simply because he doesn’t speak any German, so I kind of got to play translator for a few days. He cooked a Chinese dinner for us that night, which was paired with a few glasses of Austrian wine, a lot of laughter and joking in English and German, and a tipsy Hayley trying to walk up the stairs to get to bed. 

I promptly woke up at 5 am this morning and rushed around my room trying to pack all of my things back into my suitcases.  Wasn’t sure what to do with my dirty boots, which are covered in horse poop and mud.  I just kept packing other things, hoping somehow they’d get clean before I had to put them in my suitcase, but alas, they are probably stinking up my clean clothes right now.  One is wrapped in a plastic bag.  The other one is going commando.  Oh well. By 6 am I was downstairs and making a last American meal, requested by Guido, waffles.  Except Melanie didn’t have some of the ingredients I needed to make them, so I just improvised.  They turned out okay, especially with Nutella on top. Then, at 7:30, I left for school with Ulrike (finally figured out her name), Melanie’s mom. 

I was slightly nervous going into a German school and didn’t quite know what to expect, but I really ended up loving it.  I got to attend 3 different English lessons with 6th, 9th, and 10th graders, and one German class with 8th graders.  It was so different from anything in America.  When we first walked in, we went straight to the teacher’s lounge which is a big room filled with 5 or 6 long tables, and every teacher has their own spot at the table.  It felt like a very close-knit community, everyone interacted with each other, and most came up to me and introduced themselves, not even knowing who I was or why I was there, but just because they saw a new face.  The teachers come back to the teacher’s lounge in between every lesson because they change classrooms instead of the students.  The students have their own homeroom, which they can decorate and organize however they like and make their own. There was a lot of art covering the walls in all the hallways, and not sucky art like you usually see, with one good piece out of fifty, but amazing drawings and paintings.  I couldn’t believe the students had done it all.

The lessons each last for 45 minutes.  There are 5th-13th graders in the same school. My first lesson was English with Monique, who was probably only a few years older than me, and she had 10th graders.  She said they were pretty shy.  She let me introduce myself, where I was from, what I was doing in Germany, and then gave them time to think of some questions to ask me. At first they all looked down at their books and nobody wanted to try speaking to me in English, but then Monique told them to each write a question down and then they would all ask one by one.  This worked better.  I got some questions as simple as: What is your favorite German meal? What do you like about Germany? What is school like in America? Have you ever seen any “stars”? And then, of course, what do you think about the gun laws in America? What is your opinion on the death penalty? Are you a Republican? What do you think of Obama? They totally grilled me.  I answered honestly and explained why I thought what I did, knowing that they probably only hear one side of the story in Germany, and then asked them what they thought and why.  Then they got a chance to ask me questions in German, which they were much more comfortable with, and I had to answer in German, which didn’t go as poorly as I thought it would. 

Next I sat in on a class of 6th graders while they had their English lesson.  The teacher was a younger guy and had actually been to Eugene and Portland and Seattle, so that was pretty cool! He seemed quite flustered by his students, and I think they knew exactly how  to push his buttons, but when he included me into the lesson, I think they forgot about being obnoxious and were a bit more fascinated than usual.  They had only studied English for a year at that point, but I found that they were fairly good at it.  They, too, asked if I’d ever seen any stars. Perhaps they think L.A. is kind of like a zoo, where Ryan Gosling walks around with his shirt off all day.  If only.  They also asked me if I rode horses.  Horses are a popular thing in their town.

Next I accompanied a native Brit to his English class with 9th graders.  He was a total ass.  I think he thought that was his “thing”, like he was sarcastic and jokey, but really he was just rude, telling the students they sucked at English and everything.  It was kind of strange.  But he walked with me into the classroom and said, “Class, this is Ms. Peterson, you have the rest of the period to ask her questions, and your homework is to write a full report on her for Thursday.”  Oh, how I’d love to read those reports.  Some students were pretty interested and willing to practice their English, others were shy, so I totally felt their pain.  That’s me in language classes.  They asked me how old I was, IF I HAD KIDS (HECK NO), if I watched the NBA (HECK NO), what I thought about gun laws in America, did I have a boyfriend (“Julian wanted me to ask!” As another boy turns red in his corner seat and everybody snickers…), did I want to be a teacher, etc.  Again with the stars questions.  They were amazed that it could get up to 70 degrees in California in December. Yes, these reports will be great.

Once back in the teacher’s lounge, I had a nice conversation auf Deutsch with the Assistant Headmaster (I think that’s what they’d call it…?) who came to greet me.  She was in America when the first iPhone came out, fun fact.  She was very nice, everyone was.  Then I sat in on a lesson with Ulrike and some 9th graders.  They were working on presentations about current events.  One group presented today and then the others gave compliments and critiqued and graded the presentation.  I found that really interesting because we rarely did anything like that in school growing up, and it’s very common in German classrooms.  It makes sense, Americans sugar coat things and don’t want to hurt anyone’s feelings, Germans just say what they think and that’s that.  I did feel slightly uncomfortable at times, or just bad for the group, because all of the students were saying, “Your poster is really good, but the presentation was boring.” So sad! But I guess that’s just the American in me talking. Another thing I thought was interesting was that every single student participated in the discussion without being prodded or asked.  They readily shared their opinions.  I would have never wanted to critique anyone to their face in school.

After the fourth lesson, we had a bit to eat and drink and then Ulrike sent me with Andreas, another teacher, to Montabaur.  He lives around there and offered to drop me off at the train station, which was incredibly nice of him.  He didn’t speak very much English, which was good for me! But we managed to talk for the entire 30 minute drive to Montabaur.  All of the teachers asked if I would be coming back for a practicum or some type of internship.  I think I actually would, if I had time.  I really enjoyed it.

So I hopped on a train in Montabaur, rode it to Frankfurt, and then switched over to a train headed for Zürich.  That is where I am currently sitting right now, about 25 minutes from the city center, and then 30 more minutes by S-Bahn to Anja’s house. Earlier we passed through Mannheim, just 15 miles west of Heidelberg or so—I wanted to stop and explore!  Then we passed through Freiburg, too bad it was already dark, I wish I could have seen everything. Oh well, I have plenty of time left for that, and I am very excited to wake up in Switzerland tomorrow morning and see it for the first time in daylight.  Melanie and Lisa were sad to say goodbye to me, but I told them to visit in Heidelberg…so perhaps I will see them again.  Plus they have Roy now.  A good substitute.

PS:  Aaron, the horse from some of the first pictures I posted, is sick and went to the clinic on Friday night! Last we heard, things were not going so well for him. It was sad to pass by his stall all weekend and have it be empty and untouched…I hope he is okay.

PPS: I made it to Anja’s house!  I finally got to meet her husband, Olaf, and son, Tom.  It’s going to be a great week, I already know.  

Saturday, January 26, 2013

Die Praktikantin

Found out her name is actually spelled Aimeé, sorry Em.
Notable Thoughts:  Horse poop looks like giant coffee beans. Horse pee looks like toxic slime. Haribo Gummy Bears are better when they’re frozen.

We have a Praktikantin (intern)!  Her name is Lisa and she is 14 years old and thank god she was here for the past week.  She made my job so much easier.  She wants to be a veterinarian, or a musician, or a therapist—she’s not sure yet.  I told her she better figure it out soon.  It’s not like she has a whole lot of time left to decide.  She is doing a two week long internship with Melanie for school.  For this period of two weeks, all of the students in her class are working full-time in classrooms, hospitals, stores, and wherever else they are interested in working when they do finally figure out what they should do with their lives. I think so far she is enjoying it here, but let’s be honest, it’s more shoveling poop than it is learning about animals.

Lisa looks like a white Asian person. She is tiny with dark brown hair and when she speaks English with me, she has more of a Japanese accent than German. We go back and forth between German and English throughout the day so we can both practice. 

Märchenfee

Guevarra

Lancaster

Lisa, Märchenfee, Sky

Märchenfee, Lancaster, Ramina

On Thursday, the three of us quickly finished all of the work because Melanie had a meeting in Köln that afternoon.  It’s about 50 km away from Kescheid.  The two of them planned to drop me off in the city so I could explore for a few hours while they went to the meeting just outside the city. When we got there, we all had lunch together at a Thai place in the train station. We’d been in the city for maybe a total of 5 minutes, walked maybe a total of 200 meters, and were standing in line to order when Lisa leaned over to me and said, “I hate big towns.”  I said, “Yeah, I like them every once in a while, but I’m from a small town too, so I get it.” She said, “Really? (As if all Americans come from LA or NYC) How many people are in your town?” I said, “Oh I think only 12,000 or so.” She said, “In my town there are 87.”  Touché, Lisa. Melanie also said she didn’t like when she had to come into the city, which is apparent, because she spends almost every day on her farm and hasn’t had a vacation in over 20 years. It is safe to say that I have been going a little stir crazy here, but I did have my adventure in Köln, and that has helped.  Plus I went grocery shopping again today, score!

So I parted ways with the party poopers and went off to explore. As you walk out of the train station, you are standing smack dab in front of the Köln Dom.  It was pretty magnificent, and I don’t think I’ve ever used the word magnificent before. I took a few pictures, but none of them can really do it justice, partly because I couldn’t fit the whole building in one frame.  I also forgot to go inside because I was too busy trying to figure out how to get to the Schokolade Museum. 
Köln Dom

The short part....

Whats up Tom Builder!
 The Chocolate Museum.  History of Chocolate.  Chocolate Production.  Cacao Beans. Everything in the world you could want to know about chocolate.  Some of my favorite facts (a.k.a the only ones I remember): 75% of the people that harvest the cacao beans (who all live in Central/South America and Africa) have never even tasted chocolate before. I thought, that really, really sucks. The average amount of chocolate consumed by each American for the year of 2012 is about 6 kg. Germans? 9.8 kg.  Swiss? Over 10 kg! I was inspired.

They had a whole floor that was like a miniature sized chocolate factory, so you could see all the different steps in the process of making chocolate.  There is a staff member who stands next to a huge chocolate fountain all day and hands out little wafers dipped in chocolate.  Even going into the gift shop (which is usually dumb) was cool.  They had crazy designer chocolate bars with all sorts of toppings and flavoring.  Oh, and half of the second floor was a place where you could design your own chocolate bar.  You could pick what you wanted in it and then watch them make it through the glass windows, it was pretty cool.  I’m sure it was also expensive, so I got the heck out.

So yes, half of my time spent in Köln was actually spent in this museum. I make good choices.  I also took these other pictures to make it seem like I have other interests:

The best place to be in a museum, outside


Rhein


Thought this was a cool building...

Ice Cream Buildings

 I walked back along the Rhein River because I had to meet Melanie and Lisa at 5 pm. I had about 40 minutes, so I went into a Media Markt and tried to get a German SIM-card for my phone.  3 euro later I was out the door (later figured out that it doesn’t work, but I think if I go into an actual O2 store, they will make it work).  I made it to the meeting spot, in front of the train station, with 5 minutes to spare.  I bought a Brötchen from the sausage stand nearby and stood in the cold, waiting for the little blue car to pull up.  When 5:30 hit and I was still standing there, I thought, this would be a great time to have a phone that works. Then I was accosted by a group of 14 year olds who wanted 100,000 euro, my Brötchen, and then a hug.  I said no to all of their requests, but respected them for their technique (starting big, so the last request seems small—smart kids) and then when they left, laughing at how funny they were, I thought, well done, Hayley, because I spoke all in German with them and understood everything. 

When 5:45 hit, I started thinking, hmmmm, what should I do if Melanie never shows up? I decided I would try to call first, so I went inside to a payphone.  Of course, when Lisa picks up, she says, we’re here! What a waste of a euro. Turns out their meeting went a little late and then they got lost on the way back into the city because Paul (the GPS) wouldn’t turn on. 

On the way home that evening, Melanie turned on the radio to play some German songs for me.  When they started playing, Lisa turned to me and said, “Not all German music is this bad!”  There was one song that I could actually understand, though at first, I wasn’t sure if I was hearing it correctly:

....Wasser, Wasser, Wasser, überall,
doch wir haben nichts zu trinken,
wir brauchen Rum, Rum, Rum....

Simple translation: …Water, water, water everywhere,
                              But we have nothing to drink,
                              We need rum, rum, rum…

I have posted the YouTube link to the song, because I think this is the kind of German my dad would understand. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHDVEETkYBw)

My German is coming along. I have had several people tell me that I speak it well within the past few days and the conversations are getting longer and I can participate more than I used to.  I am growing vastly appreciative of the fact that I can even speak one language. 

Tomorrow, Melanie is driving back to Köln to pick up her next WWOOFer, Roy.  He is from Hong Kong and speaks only a little bit of English.  I get to be the translator and teach him what to do.  I have no idea why he is coming to Germany or how long he’s staying, but I guess I will find out tomorrow.  Then, on Tuesday, I am going to spend a few hours in a German classroom with Melanie’s mom (she’s a teacher) and then take a train to Zürich to see Anja!  It will be really nice to be with someone that knows and understands me for a few days.  And then I can get this horse smell off of me.

Wednesday, January 16, 2013

The Farm in Fotos

The Seminarhof Waldwiese

Looking to the right..

Looking to the left.
Didn't actually know until today that that was there...

A little bit closer

Nothing but forest down the road

Front of the house


Looking back up from the front door

Just inside the front door
Where we eat our meals!
My bed for the first two nights


Back of the house, the stalls

The dreaded stairs, steeper than they look!

Outside horse area

The actual stalls

Outside of the stalls

Sky, the Polizei (he keeps everyone in line)

Sweet Emi is sleeping!

Emi again...wondering what I'm doing...


Scheißberg
Wooden board path...so the wheelbarrow can make it up

Standing atop Scheißberg


Looking back at the house

Beloved Schubkarren!

Indoor training center

"Wir sind die Neuen"

Here comes Aaron..

Very curious
Posing



Like a boss

Such a handsome guy
HEU!

Hungry Ramina (Sky's GF)

Also hungry

This one's for you em, a little too high to dunk

Dark winter day

The view from the top of the stairs!


Looking back at the stairs
Where the heck am I? (Door to the apartment on the left)

My room
My bed
My first letter from home!!



From a few days ago, pretty sunrise

Murphy!